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Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by ModernMech on Friday April 03, 2026 @11:18AM (#47627689)
It reminds me of a Age of Empires campaign I played at a LAN from a long while back, where the game went on for 20 hours and ended in a stalemate between an atomic age player and a very primitive age player. The atomic player had total control of the map, they were carpet bombing the entire thing with nuclear weapons. But they could only create them so fast while the primitive player was running around on horses, just surviving enough to prevent the other player from winning. The only reason the game ended was because I tripped over the power cord to one of the computers.

To me, that's what modern warfare looks like.

Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by webstrand on Friday April 03, 2026 @11:34AM (#47627930)
Ah, you mean Empire Earth. I loved that game, it had a great soundtrack.
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by vbarrielle on Friday April 03, 2026 @11:44AM (#47628093)
Sounds like it indeed. The balance was... interesting, a single tank could not win against a dozen cavemen.
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by rbanffy on Friday April 03, 2026 @12:26PM (#47628689)
Weapons are designed with an opponent in mind, and guarded against the expected threat models from that opponent. Everything breaks down when the opponent does not what you want them to.
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by hackable_sand on Friday April 03, 2026 @03:26PM (#47631007)
I don't see how a single tank could win against 12 cavemen, but I digress. It's a video game.
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by ModernMech on Friday April 03, 2026 @11:46AM (#47628121)
Right right Empire Earth! My memory is a little fuzzy it must have been 20 years ago.
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by buildbot on Friday April 03, 2026 @03:52PM (#47631361)
Empire earth slapped so hard. Both 1 and 2. Honestly now that I’m thinking about it, going to set aside some time this weekend and play it again!
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by probably_wrong on Friday April 03, 2026 @11:29AM (#47627845)
I don't remember Age of Empires having an atomic age?
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by eqvinox on Friday April 03, 2026 @11:34AM (#47627941)
It was probably Rise of Nations or one of the other similar games.
Re:U.S. fighter jet shot down in Iran, search underway for crew by MrChoke on Friday April 03, 2026 @12:25PM (#47628665)
If I had to guess I think they meant empire earth instead.