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Re:LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer by an0malous on Thursday April 02, 2026 @10:19AM (#47614874)
I get it — it can be frustrating to encounter so much low effort AI content these days. But I think it’s worth looking at the bright side here: the increase in our production of entropy from GPU consumption will hasten the heat death of the universe.

Would you like me to suggest some AI summarizer tools you could use to more efficiently read AI generated content in the meantime?

Re:LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer by nusl on Thursday April 02, 2026 @10:39AM (#47615147)
Why don't we train LLMs on the entire internet every day? Then we don't even need to read anything. Reading is something people did in 2025
Re:LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer by jijijijij on Thursday April 02, 2026 @10:38AM (#47615128)
Nice try, but you em-dashed like a filthy human. The drone has been dispatched.
Re:LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer by sweetheart on Thursday April 02, 2026 @11:05AM (#47615463)
the drone that gives hugs, right??? right????
Re:LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer by jijijijij on Thursday April 02, 2026 @11:23AM (#47615706)
Let me think about that...

Yes. Resistance puts the possibility of hugs on the stool, so to speak.

Re:LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer by BrokenCogs on Thursday April 02, 2026 @12:35PM (#47616720)
You're absolutely right!
Re:LinkedIn Is Illegally Searching Your Computer by throwawayq3423 on Thursday April 02, 2026 @12:40PM (#47616779)
> I get it —

well done