Wrong! We do how to solve the problem, but the solution does not run on an electronic board at 100 nsec. So it has to be approximated with a function that runs within that time constraint. Also, if deciding to accept/reject events based on a learned metric of typicality is not AI, then why guessing the next token is AI? We have robots going around the LHC tunnel fixing things in high radiation environment. Is that enough AI? If not, we accept volunteers to replace the robots… Relax people and try to imagine that life might be more complicated than what an oversimplified general public article says