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Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email by InsideOutSanta on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @12:40PM (#47590013)
We heard you're planning to migrate away from Oracle. We understand, but unfortunately, that means we have to get rid of the 75% discount we gave you, so we'll make a decade of revenue in the two years it'll take you to get rid of us. Still planning to migrate away?

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