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Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email by bobthepanda on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @12:04PM (#47589444)
Right, I just feel like this is a bit over the top

> The only developers I know who write Java full time work in systems that take pictures of things from far away.

Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email by burnte on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @12:08PM (#47589501)
> Right, I just feel like this is a bit over the top

Well, the writer said the only Java devs THEY KN OW, not all Java devs.