Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by baal80spam on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @11:04AM
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Let's not forget that ORACLE is actually an acronym.
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Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by ZenoArrow on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @11:43AM
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Is it? Based on what I've seen online the company name was derived from a CIA project from the 1970s that the founders worked on, but it doesn't seem to be based on an acronym. There was an earlier unrelated project from the 1950s which used ORACLE as an acronym ("Oak Ridge Automatic Computer and Logical Engine").
If this is a joke, I clearly don't get it!
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by milkytron on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @03:45PM
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I think the intention was a joke: One Rich A*hole Called Larry Elison.
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by ZenoArrow on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @04:07PM
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Ah okay, thanks!
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by dryarzeg on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @11:12AM
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"One Rich A*[CENSORED] Called Larry Ellison"? : )
EDIT: LOL, I haven't expected to be downvoted for simply putting this in a way I like : )
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by NickC25 on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @11:21AM
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this is the internet, not a Sunday service at your local mormon temple where swearing is banned. You can call Larry Ellison an asshole. There are few people more deserving of being called in asshole than he is.
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by dryarzeg on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @11:34AM
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> at your local mormon temple
Sounds like a kind of insult to me. I'm not related to them in any way.
And, to be honest, I'm just trying to kind of follow the guidelines. There's too much of bad news and negativity around me, I'm fed with it already, thanks. I want to have fun if it's possible.
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by NickC25 on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @12:01PM
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Not an insult at all - the mormons are explicitly against swearing of any and all forms, moreso than any group of people i've ever met. they self-censor in a very unique way, they are super clean in how they speak.
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by dryarzeg on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @12:07PM
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Well, if this helps to explain my actions a little - I have friends in Russia (and elsewhere), and very often our jokes/satires/alike come around censorship and "classified information". It’s a bit difficult to explain, but this way of writing messages - with [CENSORED], [DATA DELETED], [CLEARED] and the like - has become something of a meme (and I don't mean dunk memes, I mean cultural meme, yes) or constant joke among us. So for us, it’s a bit like a way of getting a laugh at censorship’s expense. I’m sorry if that was a bit out of context.
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by ping00 on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @04:43PM
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I enjoyed this little exchange :)
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by Quarrelsome on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @11:25AM
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Let us not forget the poor Nasser, whose username when combined with the Scunthorpe problem becomes N***er. Text censorship is not always a win.
Re:Oracle slashes 30k jobs with a cold 6 a.m. email
by rconti on Tuesday March 31, 2026 @01:46PM
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I'm getting so exhausted by these weird Reddit/social media posts where my brain says "wait, is 'corn' a typo? Why did they write 'k*ll'", and so on.
The algorithm did something explicit censorship never could.