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Re:Arm AGI CPU by torginus on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:02PM (#47508262)
Considering AGI has been degraded into a generic feelgood marketing word, I can't wait to get my AGI-scented deodorant.
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by SecretDreams on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:26PM (#47508646)
> I can't wait to get my AGI-scented deodorant.

Old spice for me, thanks!

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Re:Arm AGI CPU by BLKNSLVR on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @08:53PM (#47511767)
Old Spice, that's OG!
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by bensyverson on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:41PM (#47508911)
You can already drink AGI! Oh sorry, AG1. The resemblance must be a complete coincidence.
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by bogzz on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @06:13PM (#47510226)
Oh, is that what they're implementing in schools? No, wait, that was A1, probably the sauce.
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by bigfishrunning on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @03:47PM (#47522254)
A1? I think you mean Al, which is what you can call me
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by krogenx on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @04:48PM (#47509026)
Pretty sure in that case AG stands for Athletic Greens.

I think the name change also came before the AI hype.

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Re:Arm AGI CPU by BLKNSLVR on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @07:15PM (#47510934)
AGI: Attorney General Intelligence.

I believe Arm probably has cracked this very low bar.

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Re:Arm AGI CPU by parl_match on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @05:56PM (#47510012)
> The resemblance must be a complete coincidence.

I don't know why so many people are willing to descend into flippant, lazy conspiracy instead of a 7 second Google search before making a claim?

AG1 was started in 2010 by a police officer from New Zealand and AG stands for Athletic Greens.

There is a fair amount of controversy around the company's claims, so I suppose that is one symmetry between AG1 and AGI.

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Re:Arm AGI CPU by bensyverson on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @05:57PM (#47510026)
Not a conspiracy, and I know the history—just a joke. The current branding sure looks like AGI if you're not looking closely (or maybe I just read too much hn)
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by rsktaker on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @12:28AM (#47513238)
I laughed!
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by RcouF1uZ4gsC on Tuesday March 24, 2026 @10:12PM (#47512343)
Artificial Gut Incense?
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by can16358p on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @05:18AM (#47515076)
Buy it in combo with the good ol' Blockchain perfume!
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:52AM (#47516120)
You mean iced tea, right?
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Re:Arm AGI CPU by lxgr on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @07:52AM (#47516115)
Long Blockchain Corp. remembers [1].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.

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