Turkish Coffee? Since the 16th Century, It's in the Water

Re:Turkish Coffee? Since the 16th Century, It's in the Water by tetris11 on Sunday March 22, 2026 @04:45PM (#47481951)

my friend's mother would make it for us, and I would secretly top it up with water and dilute the grounds until I ate/drank them down.

Not only did this illicit reactions of disgust, but it prevented them from doing a coffee reading of my future as my cup was always clean by the end.

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Re:Turkish Coffee? Since the 16th Century, It's in the Water by vladgur on Sunday March 22, 2026 @05:05PM (#47482139)

So had you not done the herecy of diluting the coffee grounds, you might have been foretold your future of being replaced by LLM tokens

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Re:Turkish Coffee? Since the 16th Century, It's in the Water by tetris11 on Sunday March 22, 2026 @05:17PM (#47482248)

That's everybody's future, so I would have been pretty unimpressed if that's all she could come up with

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Re:Turkish Coffee? Since the 16th Century, It's in the Water by xrd on Sunday March 22, 2026 @08:42PM (#47484042)

Hey, people at AI companies are grinding, it's just more modern and l33t grinding.

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