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Re:Nvidia NemoClaw by chill_ai_guy on Friday March 20, 2026 @03:46PM (#47459643)
Ding ding ding. See it would have been too easy to just say "i know for a fact". I just wanted to walk you to the conclusion. Congrats.

Now you are more enlightened about how things work. Of course Nvidia is a big company not everyone that works at nvidia knows everything about every team. That's by design. Welcome to working at a big company! I do have buddies that worked on this project internally and yes it was done over many weeks and months

Thanks for playing. I do know for a fact it's definitely not what you think it is but i had a chuckle watching you twist yourself in a knot trying to convince me you knew better. Why would i disclose information about myself? odd thing to expect from someone. But had you riled up enough to have you go looking through my comment history then my github then my website huh! Must have really struck a nerve. Don't worry i won't do the same to you. I don't care about random people yapping on the internet enough

Re:Nvidia NemoClaw by mjr00 on Friday March 20, 2026 @03:53PM (#47459727)
Hmm I wonder if you were a puppetmaster all along, or intentionally hiding information because you had a vested interest in making this project look more impressive than it actually was? Who's to say? In fairness, I'd also be a dishonest scumbag like you if my stock compensation depended on it, though.

Besides, if you think NemoClaw couldn't be coded in a weekend, I worry about the caliber of talent NVidia is hiring these days...

Funny how you still couldn't explain why you guys wanted to make this look like it was written in a weekend though.

Re:Nvidia NemoClaw by chill_ai_guy on Friday March 20, 2026 @04:11PM (#47459990)
Lol where did i make it sound like any of that? Just saw you confidently make the wrong claim and tried to socratic method you into understanding. You are sadly too far gone to understand

Good ad hominem. I'd be riled up too if i was publicly dressed down and proved to be wrong. So now you know, commit history doesn't mean jack sh!t. Sorry i had to ruin Christmas for you

> you guys wanted to make this look like it was written in a weekend though

Imagine thinking this was done to convince anyone about the TIME it took to write this project. Here's a very simple explanation, those commits reflect a PORT over to public Github to reflect launch. Author chose to do it in some number of commits instead of "feat: Full implementation in one commit". The port happened before their announcement. Not the write of it

Now I won't propose hypotheses because clearly the socratic method didn't work on you. So now sit down and learn how things work

And next time, try not to be so confidently wrong on the internet. I had a very good laugh watching you twist and turn yourself. Must have been typing furiously thinking you really were in the right :)

Re:Nvidia NemoClaw by mjr00 on Friday March 20, 2026 @04:14PM (#47460021)
"Lol" indeed. People can look at the commit history and decide for themselves. People with above room temp IQ can figure out what's going on here.

> Author chose to do it in some number of commits instead of "feat: Full implementation in one commit".

Oh for sure. That's exactly what's going on in this commit[0] dude. Really needed to clean up git history there. How could I be so stupid?

One of the questions I asked upthread is

> Why are you people so desperate to pretend this wasn't written in a weekend?

And now I have an answer. Not sure if shilling for NVidia on HN can be used in your next promo packet, but you've done a great job of it!

[0] https://github.com/NVIDIA/NemoClaw/commit/5384dd7d48d621ba06...

Re:Nvidia NemoClaw by chill_ai_guy on Friday March 20, 2026 @04:38PM (#47460295)
This is quite funny

> Why are you people so desperate to pretend this wasn't written in a weekend?

Because it wasn't? And your only "proof" of it was commit history. "You're telling me to not believe my lying eyes" hilarious. You are being told again and again that it means nothing. It's not blockchain. You are allowed to write commits as you see fit without making it a system of record of time spent

> People with above room temp IQ can figure out what's going on here

Yes we can. We have one person convinced they can look at commit history and say for sure that is exactly when that code was written. No developer agrees with you. As you have been told a couple times by other people above as well

It's quite obvious you work at some small shop or are a freelancer and have never done work in any kind of big environment. No you cannot just open source a "weekend" project at any big company. Wherever you are you may be allowed to vibe code and ship something under your company's github willy nilly.

It's just not the reality in any serious place. No one is trying to deceive you. You have just deceived yourself. Thanks again for playing

You can have the last word you are so desperate for