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Re:Chuck Norris has died by spencerflem on Friday March 20, 2026 @11:09AM (#47455711)
Haha haven’t heard of either of those but I do know that when Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the Earth down
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Re:Chuck Norris has died by leephillips on Saturday March 21, 2026 @09:09AM (#47466688)
We all do. That’s the only way you can do a pushup.

It would be more impressive to say that when Chuck Norris does pushups, he violates conservation of momentum and the Earth does not move.

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