Chuck Norris has died

Re:Chuck Norris has died by plasticsoprano on Friday March 20, 2026 @10:55AM (#47455482)

Except is was said by Vice President Thomas R. Marshall upon Theodore Roosevelt’s death and co-opted as a Chuck Norris joke.

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Re:Chuck Norris has died by ohjeez on Friday March 20, 2026 @10:57AM (#47455522)

It's a kickass obituary, no matter the subject!

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Re:Chuck Norris has died by moralestapia on Friday March 20, 2026 @11:00AM (#47455564)

I agree!

It is funny because you usually think of Death as something inevitable and people just accept it but then ... some of these guys put up a fight. Mega-LMAO!

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Re:Chuck Norris has died by chungy on Friday March 20, 2026 @12:39PM (#47457075)

Teddy Roosevelt was the Chuck Norris of his day. It is appropriate.

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Re:Chuck Norris has died by SebastianSosa on Friday March 20, 2026 @03:40PM (#47459575)

All due respect, no comparison, teddy is a real legend not just cinema. Lets not conflate the two. Much love to chuck though.

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Re:Chuck Norris has died by GolfPopper on Friday March 20, 2026 @01:02PM (#47457429)

I think that comparison is quite unfair to Teddy, and overly flattering to Chuck Norris.

Historian, sheriff, war hero, governor, explorer, and a successful President who reshaped America largely for the better. While Roosevelt was human, he led a life that very few have ever matched.

That said, the line does fit them both.

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Re:Chuck Norris has died by projektfu on Friday March 20, 2026 @02:37PM (#47458765)

Literally saved Football.

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