I've always thought it was Dijkstra - it even sounds Dijkstra-ish.
Re:Rob Pike's 5 Rules of Programming
by YesThatTom2 on Wednesday March 18, 2026 @09:08AM
(#47425348)
If Dijkstra blamed Knuth it would have been the best recursive joke ever.
Knuth later attributed it to Hoare, but Hoare said he had no recollection of it and suggested it might have been Dijkstra.
Rule 5 aged the best. "Data dominates" is the lesson every senior engineer eventually learns the hard way.