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Re:New California law requires age verification for all OS a... by onlyrealcuzzo on Friday February 27, 2026 @06:37PM (#47187590)
How long until we have to scan our assholes to use the coffee machine?
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Re:New California law requires age verification for all OS a... by genxy on Friday February 27, 2026 @07:19PM (#47188113)
Do you have a term sheet?
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Re:New California law requires age verification for all OS a... by 4k93n2 on Saturday February 28, 2026 @03:05AM (#47192034)
we might as well just do a coffee enema at that point
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