Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter

Re:Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter by dewey on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @11:44AM (#47139273)

Can probably build it in a weekend.

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Re:Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter by malfist on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @12:03PM (#47139520)

You let me know when VISA lets you colocate into their rack for processing payments with your built in a weekend vibe coded project.

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Re:Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter by dewey on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @12:18PM (#47139719)

I guess I should've added "/s" :P

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Re:Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter by pestaa on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @12:19PM (#47139740)

dewey was joking.

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Re:Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter by elictronic on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @12:51PM (#47140173)

Management reading a thread like this need the /s.

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Re:Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter by ggregoire on Tuesday February 24, 2026 @01:19PM (#47140585)

in 2 hours with claude code

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Re:Stripe valued at $159B, 2025 annual letter by xarope on Wednesday February 25, 2026 @01:25AM (#47148037)

I know you mean this with a /s, but hey, we just need a proper File Transfer Protocol, an SQL-lite database server, and some simple vibe coded python business logic, no test cases required.

What can go wrong... (/s just in case as well)

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