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Re:Apple posts its UK apology to Samsung by praptak on Friday October 26, 2012 @06:57AM (#4701646)
"The defendant will now revoke the false accusations."

"Goldstein is not a crook?! Goldstein is not a thief?!"

"This intonation does not sound like a revocation at all."

"Your honour, I have read what has been written. The intonation has not been written here."

"Well, then at least apologize!"

"I apologize that Goldstein is a crook! I apologize that Goldstein is a thief!"

Re:Apple posts its UK apology to Samsung by epo on Friday October 26, 2012 @01:25PM (#4703220)
I read this imagining Woody Allen reading it out, excellent.
Re:Apple posts its UK apology to Samsung by chris_wot on Friday October 26, 2012 @08:29AM (#4701866)
What's that from?
Re:Apple posts its UK apology to Samsung by praptak on Friday October 26, 2012 @09:06AM (#4701963)
I vaguely remember the source. It was a book of Jewish humour, unfortunately I don't remember the title.