Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi...
by Drupon on Friday February 13, 2026 @02:22PM
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Yep, lol. Example 364023 of high prevalence of autism accompanied by an arrogant need to weigh in aggressively despite these people having to had realized by this point in their lives that if something completely doesn't make sense, it's worth sitting it out in the case that it is indeed sarcasm.
Re:Apple, fix my keyboard before the timer ends or I'm leavi...
by alterom on Sunday February 15, 2026 @02:56PM
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> Example 364023 of high prevalence of autism
Excuse me!
As an autistic/ADHD[1], I can assure you that we do get sarcasm, and it's not autism that hinders that ability. In fact, this very post is peak autistic humor. (Deadpan comedy is trademark autism[2]).
>accompanied by an arrogant need to weigh in aggressively
Ding-ding, that's the winner! A necessary and sufficient condition for comments of that sort to appear.
Not exclusive to people on the spectrum either, mind you.
[1] https://romankogan.net/adhd
[2] https://autisticamber.substack.com/p/deadpan-literal-and-loy...
Yes, this blog post is meant to be whimsical and tongue-in-cheek because the post takes itself too seriously by pretending like one user leaving to another platform (for 2 years GASP!!) with a big scary countdown timer is a credible threat to a multi-trillion dollar company. The real part of the post is the request and complaining about the bug.