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Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by anon291 on Thursday January 29, 2026 @12:08PM (#46813037)
This is certainly not going to cause any conspiracy-minded nutjobs to go berserk.
Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by stronglikedan on Thursday January 29, 2026 @12:31PM (#46813390)
It's not CERN. They're really into CERN for some reason.
Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by gilbertbw on Thursday January 29, 2026 @12:53PM (#46813716)
The LHC is a project of CERN
Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by madcaptenor on Thursday January 29, 2026 @01:12PM (#46814032)
and this is coming from a URL on the home.cern domain
Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by nkrisc on Thursday January 29, 2026 @12:41PM (#46813558)
They will happily find anything to be upset about. With people like that, it’s never about the specific conspiracy, they just need any conspiracy and so will invent one if necessary.
Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by lurk2 on Thursday January 29, 2026 @04:27PM (#46816855)
> they just need any conspiracy and so will invent one if necessary.

Sort of like people who read a story about district heating and then use the comment section to complain about the existence of a hypothetical group of conspiracy theorists.

Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by lukan on Thursday January 29, 2026 @06:57PM (#46818713)
I believe it is the other way around, they are already upset, but are confused towards why, so will take anything as the enemy.
Re:Heating homes with the largest particle accelerator by RandomTeaParty on Thursday January 29, 2026 @01:31PM (#46814342)
At least it's not SERN, with their time machine hackable by a microwave :)