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Re:Canada's Military Has Modeled Hypothetical US Invasion by newhope1978 on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @12:02PM (#46694370)
It involved shipping hundreds of cases of white flags to their bases
Re:Canada's Military Has Modeled Hypothetical US Invasion by belter on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @12:07PM (#46694468)
Oh look, a Palantir boot with a sense of humor. New release? V2.3.4 looks unstable...
Re:Canada's Military Has Modeled Hypothetical US Invasion by belter on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @11:45AM (#46694060)
Re:Canada's Military Has Modeled Hypothetical US Invasion by beardyw on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @12:34PM (#46694954)
There was me hoping Canada was planning invading the USA.
Re:Canada's Military Has Modeled Hypothetical US Invasion by throwup238 on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @12:46PM (#46695144)
This model was actually originally commissioned by the Quebec Maple Syrup Producers Association just in case the US decided to come for their maple trees. They're just dusting it off for this latest administration.