Serious question: What database requires read locks or shutting down the master for setting up a new slave? Is it MySQL?

Both sounds like really weird requirements for replication which defeats half the purpose of having it. PostgreSQL has never had any of these two problems. Still working on improving usability but with the addition and improvements of pg_basbackup I would say it is almost there. Hopefully 9.3 will get timeline switching to simplify failover.