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Geek Squad: 'Sorry, we don't support that.'
Grandma: 'Well, what can you do to help me then?'
Geek Squad: 'We can set you up with a new computer. That'll be $Cost-of-new-computer plus $Cost-of-X-hours-of-setup.'
Grandma (possibility number 1): 'Alright, guess I don't have much choice, and you're the expert.'
Grandma (possibility number 2): 'No thanks. I'll use my phone instead.'
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Geek Squad: 'Sorry, we don't support that.'
Grandma: 'Well, what can you do to help me then?'
Geek Squad: 'We can set you up with a new computer. That'll be $Cost-of-new-computer plus $Cost-of-X-hours-of-setup.'
Grandma (possibility number 1): 'Alright, guess I don't have much choice, and you're the expert.'
Grandma (possibility number 2): 'No thanks. I'll use my phone instead.'