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Patient: My foot hurts.
Wife: Which part of it?
Patient: It all hurts.
Wife: Does your heel hurt?
Patient: No.
Wife: Does your arch hurt?
Wife: Do your toes hurt?
Patient: This one does.
Wife: Does anything but that one toe hurt?
Wife: puts on a brave smile
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Patient: My foot hurts.
Wife: Which part of it?
Patient: It all hurts.
Wife: Does your heel hurt?
Patient: No.
Wife: Does your arch hurt?
Patient: No.
Wife: Do your toes hurt?
Patient: This one does.
Wife: Does anything but that one toe hurt?
Patient: No.
Wife: puts on a brave smile