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Re:I'm a developer for a major food delivery app by renewiltord on Friday January 02, 2026 @03:12AM (#46462565)
I know the OP. He's actually a compulsive liar. We had to fire him from our team at Big Food Delivery because he'd keep saying he was done with his tickets but then he'd be blocked on someone, and when the code showed up it would be crap and very verbose. Finally, one day someone said "Dude, can you at least review your own code?" and he flipped out and said he was suffering from trauma and needed time off, and that our company policy allowed Claude Code. It does, but you can't just post the output like that.

Then he went online and posted this and told us that we were screwed. Internally we're following the process to get him fired, but because he's technically hired out of Italy we can't do it without 3 months notice.

Anyway, I made that whole thing up but don't let that one small phrase discredit the rest of the claims.

Re:I'm a developer for a major food delivery app by indigodaddy on Friday January 02, 2026 @03:17AM (#46462601)
Oh man you had me right til the end
Re:I'm a developer for a major food delivery app by saagarjha on Friday January 02, 2026 @03:41AM (#46462710)
I’m just upset he didn’t plummet sixteen feet through the announcer’s table
Re:I'm a developer for a major food delivery app by renewiltord on Friday January 02, 2026 @03:56AM (#46462822)
I definitely did consider it, but for the fact that we'd start endless debates about whether HN is becoming Reddit and so on. Though now that I think about it, that is a worthwhile honeypot to capture such a person in.
Re:I'm a developer for a major food delivery app by another_twist on Friday January 02, 2026 @05:49PM (#46470468)
I don't think you have to claim you made that thing up. I don't care about the language, the hyperbole of the post just the claims. The claim that you know the OP of an anonymous reddit account is where I'd stop reading.
Re:I'm a developer for a major food delivery app by renewiltord on Friday January 02, 2026 @06:30PM (#46470806)
Don't let that one claim distract you from the others. They might still be true.