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Re:BMW Patents Proprietary Screws That Only Dealerships Can ... by georgefrowny on Monday December 22, 2025 @04:23AM (#46352514)
Not the first product to do this. Jura coffee machines also have their own oval-ish fasteners.

In fact, it's really quite amazing that car manufacturers, generational artisans of the vendor lock-in have not been doing this at a far greater scale. Think of all those generic screws they could be charging $50 each for. No one buys or doesn't buy cars based on the screw heads. If they did they'd also reject cars that require thousands in probes and an annual subscription to use them, and they don't.

It's not even that they don't have their own screws made by tier 1/2s, as if you look in a car, many seemingly-ordinary screws do in fact have the brand and part number stamped in the heads - presumably for stock and quality control purposes during manufacture.

Re:BMW Patents Proprietary Screws That Only Dealerships Can ... by HPsquared on Monday December 22, 2025 @08:12AM (#46353868)
People are indeed slowly checking out of buying new cars.
Re:BMW Patents Proprietary Screws That Only Dealerships Can ... by gessha on Monday December 22, 2025 @08:21AM (#46353911)
Problem is if we bury our heads and drive old cars, when they give out and it’s time to buy a new car, all the news cars will have so much of this crap in them they will be unusable and you will be stuck with a lemon.
Re:BMW Patents Proprietary Screws That Only Dealerships Can ... by georgefrowny on Monday December 22, 2025 @08:32AM (#46353971)
It's also basically impossible to have any EV that isn't an iPad on wheels.

I'm not even opposed to the mod-cons, it's just the irreparability, lock-in, touchscreen-centrism and planned obsolescence they basically all shoehorned into their new platforms.

Re:BMW Patents Proprietary Screws That Only Dealerships Can ... by psd1 on Monday December 22, 2025 @12:11PM (#46356072)
Good news! Slate.

https://www.slate.auto/

Re:BMW Patents Proprietary Screws That Only Dealerships Can ... by M95D on Monday December 22, 2025 @02:04PM (#46357518)
I wish they had 2-3 standard DIN slots for player/nav instead of that horrible phone/tablet mount.