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Re:Hacker News front page now, but the titles are honest by RobotToaster on Friday December 19, 2025 @11:34AM (#46327689)
People of Earth. I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow - 8 central!
Re:Hacker News front page now, but the titles are honest by chuckadams on Saturday December 20, 2025 @05:21PM (#46340189)
Pretty sure just one day would do it for us. Maybe it's Omicronian metric degrees and they're really precise?