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Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by ErroneousBosh on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:04AM (#46145391)
Deep fried Mars bars are an English thing.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by arethuza on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:11AM (#46145437)
The origins of the Deep Fried Mars Bar are disputed but all of the people doing the disputing appear to be here in Scotland?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by ErroneousBosh on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:24AM (#46145531)
Yeah, you can't believe anything that's on Wikipedia.

I actually live in Scotland. I have never seen anywhere that sells deep-fried Mars bars here, but I have seen them in England.

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by Antibabelic on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:31AM (#46145582)
You can believe the references the Wikipedia article is based off, such as BBC Scotland:

"They surveyed hundreds of fish and chip shops in Scotland to find out if "the delicacy" was available and if people were actually buying them. It found 66 shops which sold them, 22% of those who answered the survey. [...] Annie Anderson, from the Centre for Public Health Nutrition Research at the University of Dundee, used to send her medical students out into the city to see if they could find somewhere that sold deep-fried Mars bar. "It was not much of a challenge in Dundee," she says."

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by gvurrdon on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:51AM (#46145723)
I lived in Dundee during the 1990s and they were available. I'm told that they were popular at the Victor (https://maps.app.goo.gl/9g3je56Gt7spifo26) though I don't see them on the menu today.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by sph on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:32AM (#46145589)
> I actually live in Scotland. I have never seen anywhere that sells deep-fried Mars bars here

The link above literally has a picture of a shop in Aberdeenshire which sells deep-fried Mars and claims to have invented the delicacy.

Consider the possibility that your experience might not fully encompass the truth and you might not have seen the whole of Scotland. It's quite a large country.

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by eesmith on Thursday December 04, 2025 @02:30PM (#46151740)
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by smcl on Thursday December 04, 2025 @05:42AM (#46146065)
I'm actually from Scotland and grew up in an area that laid claim to their invention - near Stonehaven - around the time they popped up.

They're basically a silly novelty equivalent to "deep fried butter" is in the USA but they definitely came from Scotland. I've never had one and know only a handful of people who did, I suspect they came about as a sort of pre-internet way to grab attention and go "viral"

They're not exactly a delicacy or something that we should be proud of, mind ...

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by 0xEF on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:41AM (#46145662)
> you can't believe anything that's on Wikipedia

Anything

God, how ridiculously hyperbolic. But we're in the midst of a debate about the origins of a deep fried candy bar with strangers on HN and just supposed to believe that you live in Scotland and have seen every possible offering in every possible shop.

Sounds stupid to decry something that people can verify to some extent then proceed to offer information that nobody can verify, doesn't it? This tired drum of Wikipedia being able to be edited by any wad off the street needs to be laid to rest, especially now in an age where misinformation is insanely prevalent in our general media and trusted sources who get paid to spread it.

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by ch_123 on Thursday December 04, 2025 @06:59AM (#46146645)
I lived in Edinburgh for a while, and there were a number of establishments (typically fish and chip shops) which made them.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by leoedin on Thursday December 04, 2025 @05:05AM (#46145830)
They’ve been a Scottish thing for at least 15 years! Source: I ate one in Edinburgh 15 years ago.

Scotland is the home of deep frying things that have no right to be deep fried. My English friends are alarmed when I tell them of the “half pizza and chips” we used to have for lunch. Half a deep fried pizza, that is.

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by stoneman24 on Thursday December 04, 2025 @05:48AM (#46146111)
My dilemma as a student in Glasgow (a long time) at the start of term when I had some money, Fish supper or deep fried Pizza & chips. With the mandatory bottle of Irn Bru.

Delicious but excessive consumption would certainly reduce your life expectancy.

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by smcl on Friday December 05, 2025 @05:43AM (#46159514)
Deep-fried pizza is originally an Italian thing ("pizza fritta") and would have entered Scottish cuisine through the Italian community (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Scots). It's become its own thing now - a pizza crunch doesn't really resemble a pizza fritta - but it's originally Italian
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by struanr on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:34AM (#46145610)
I have seen quite a few chippys in Glasgow and Dundee, but it has always seemed to me like a thing for tourists
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by smcl on Friday December 05, 2025 @05:44AM (#46159519)
It's always been a daft novelty thing really
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by arethuza on Friday December 05, 2025 @10:01AM (#46162170)
I suspect very few people have more than one!
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by smcl on Friday December 05, 2025 @12:58PM (#46164817)
Just as an aside, I always like bumping into one of your contributions on HN and especially so when it's something Scotland-related!
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by rkachowski on Thursday December 04, 2025 @05:41AM (#46146057)
I'm born and raised in Scotland, we're keeping it.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by vermon on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:38AM (#46145635)
I lived in Edinburgh a while back and there are multiple chippies where you can get one.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by coriny on Saturday December 06, 2025 @03:15AM (#46171569)
It was possible to obtain them in Edinburgh 25 years ago, but it was rare. It was more of a meme than a popular choice, based around the Scottish love of deep frying absolutely everything.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by bitdivision on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:13AM (#46145446)
They were supposedly invented in Scotland, and I've not seen them sold in an English fish and chip shop. Go to Scotland however and they're not uncommon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by ErroneousBosh on Thursday December 04, 2025 @04:24AM (#46145529)
I've never seen nor heard of them anywhere in Scotland, but I have seen them in the Midlands.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by volkadav on Thursday December 04, 2025 @05:20AM (#46145924)
I saw them on the menu at a chippy food cart at glasgow comicon this summer, so they exist here. I did not order one, but they were for sale. :)
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by IAmBroom on Thursday December 04, 2025 @09:48AM (#46148240)
I haven't been to Scotland in over thirty years, so I might as well toss my opinion in as "fact", as well.
Re:In Northern Scotland, the Neolithic Age Never Ended by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday December 04, 2025 @11:17AM (#46149263)
> I've not seen them sold in an English fish and chip shop

I had one in Whitby, so they do exist in (the north of) England.