wow, it is actually the one me and my SO stayed at! specifically this[0] kind of room. when reading your description i immediately thought about this one. we did have a gentleman's agreement, "can you please put on your noise cancelling headphones and don't look back, i gotta..."

only stayed there for one or two nights, it says a lot when a campervan gives more comfort than a hotel room :)

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