Man who threw sandwich at US border agent not guilty of assault

Re:Man who threw sandwich at US border agent not guilty of a... by add-sub-mul-div on Thursday November 06, 2025 @06:29PM (#45841834)

I'm embarrassed that I'm not doing as much as this man is to fight fascism. But sure, make this about sandwiches if the other subtext is too uncomfortable to face.

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Re:Man who threw sandwich at US border agent not guilty of a... by ghuffed on Thursday November 06, 2025 @06:45PM (#45841966)

Having a border is not fascism. Goodness me.

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Re:Man who threw sandwich at US border agent not guilty of a... by nobody9999 on Friday November 07, 2025 @01:52PM (#45849577)

>Having a border is not fascism. Goodness me.

Yeah! Washington, DC is right on the border! I mean WTF is wrong with people! It's so important to make sure that the border between it, Maryland and Virginia is secure! Those Virginians are comin' to steal our jerbs, eat our sandwiches (or throw them at our fearless masters!). I mean it's not like Marylanders are really human, are they?

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Re:Man who threw sandwich at US border agent not guilty of a... by ghuffed on Friday November 07, 2025 @07:05PM (#45852790)

I don't understand your argument.

Are you saying that once someone successfully crosses the border illegally, they should be able to move freely within the entire territory with impunity?

Why shouldn't we take every opportunity to identify and capture them?

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