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Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by bodiekane on Monday October 20, 2025 @04:22PM (#45648808)
I smirked at the parent comment, and it didn't even slightly occur to me that someone might interpret its intent as serious and literal until I saw your comment.
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by michaelt on Monday October 20, 2025 @06:11PM (#45650081)
In my experience HNers are extremely credulous.

As far as I can tell, there's no level of satire so heavy-handed and unsubtle that it won't get a reply taking it seriously. If anything, the more obviously ridiculous your suggestion, the more urgently HNers want to disagree.

Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by oblio on Monday October 20, 2025 @06:23PM (#45650185)
I've been on the internet a long time. There are enough weirdos out there to make you understand humor doesn't scale, and it definitely doesn't scale across cultures.

Things are different when you actually know people but we killed that when we killed forums.

Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by fuzzfactor on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @11:41AM (#45657168)
What a coincidence :)

Friday night I'm going to help move equipment for my good friends in Benign Pestilence.

They're opening for Barnyard Inoculations at the newly remodeled Allergen Aerator.

And the big headliner of the night is of course, Miasma.

Just back from the world tour.

It's going to be a deathly Metal night !

Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by oblio on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @06:23PM (#45662486)
If it's supposed to be some sort of joke about sarcasm, I'm not getting it.
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by minetest2048 on Monday October 20, 2025 @10:30PM (#45651811)
Partly because reality is getting more stranger faster than satire. There's even an entire subreddit dedicated to that
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by vacuity on Monday October 20, 2025 @11:43PM (#45652253)
Yeah, I don't think "surely no one seriously believes this" is viable now, if it was before. Of course, what you choose to do with that conclusion is still up to you.
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by AceyMan on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @03:11AM (#45653253)
I'm pretty sure the widespread adoption of Crocs heralded this tipping point. [viz., 'Idiocracy']
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by notahacker on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @11:16AM (#45656881)
tbf, there's also almost no level of satire about business ideas so heavy handed and unsubtle that some HNers won't think it's an idea worth pitching to an investor...
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by dlivingston on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @11:41AM (#45657165)
Autism-per-capita is very high here. :)
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by nostrademons on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @11:55AM (#45657344)
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by SapporoChris on Monday October 20, 2025 @10:43PM (#45651898)
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by renewiltord on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @01:06AM (#45652644)
I think it’s actually a pretty good comment. Most people would not know that skin and food exposure are different. This is something you are told as a parent though. E.g. My daughter had a skin reaction to (chicken) eggs at week 29 but tolerates them just fine as food and we were not particularly concerned but if no one had told us I would have thought it was a problem.
Re:Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children by blargey on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @01:45AM (#45652845)
The "non-ingestion allergen exposure" thing is a dangerous and common misconception, and the business-idea "joke" doesn't hinge on knowing or recognizing this, nor does it encourage questioning that part of the premise.