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Re:Dutch government takes control of Chinese-owned chipmaker... by kaibee on Monday October 13, 2025 @07:57PM (#45574675)
Aye yea, the war will be over by Christmas!

I've heard this one before.

Re:Dutch government takes control of Chinese-owned chipmaker... by dylan604 on Monday October 13, 2025 @08:08PM (#45574744)
Operation Warp Speed 2.0
Re:Dutch government takes control of Chinese-owned chipmaker... by magicalhippo on Monday October 13, 2025 @10:32PM (#45575647)

  Remember, Mommy,
  I'm off to get a Commie,
  So send me a salami,
  And try to smile somehow.
  I'll look for you when the war is over ---
  An hour and a half from now 
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