> Brazil Advances Criminal Prosecution of American Yout.com Operator

Touché! I see sibling comments assuming I was being sarcastic (without mandatory sarcasm tag!), but what I was really hoping for was more backstory like this. I guess it depends on how you read things in your head.

Not all statements should be interpreted literally.

You just took the wind right out of his sails

Luckily all the whooshing has refilled them.

I missed the part about a boat?

Turn the new Flask logo upside dowb, it’s a sail.

And took the shine off his shoes and stopped him in his tracks.

At risk of not being programming?

Seemingly.