Wow this is so cool! Thanks for sharing.

Casually claiming a bunch of British territories

Easy come easy go

Islas Malvinas are Argentinian.

[says who?]

Argentina has tried to prove this both by legal means and by force, and has conclusively failed at both, so I think it's well past time to give up.

Not in these three fairly important ways: actual control, the wishes of the people who actually live there, de jure recognition by most countries. Otherwise, sure, totally and wholly Argentinian.

I've got another one: historically

Yeah well... thats what england used to do, invade, put their own people to live there and then ask them if they feel like beloging to the crown.

You can ask Ireland.

BOTs are a joke. Like, how is Cyprus British?

Cyprus isnt. There are two sovereign base areas of Cyprus which are overseas U.K. territories, I guess similar to midway.

Just to clarify, it might be official but I'm argentinean and I never saw a map like this with south on top