It's pretty depressing to see how much performance and capacity we waste.

Hush you. I need 48 cores at 5 GHz and 200 gigs of RAM to serve a simple status page.

I'm an HPC admin, I can (and will) make you serve this page from NIC's unused core. I need these cores for streaming cat videos.

Yes, we did by 10,000 cores a year ago, no there is no capacity, yes we will run the ERP off an old win2k server, no we are not using 10k cores for seti@home.

Runs Prime95 like a baws

I’d love a self-hostable, in-browser Access. Preferably Access 97.

There’s a couple of open source projects that get almost close but not quite. It’s like a number of them have 20 to 50% of what you need.

I agree that it would be a very useful product.

Something like appsmith gets pretty close