"And here's a rendering of the building where we will process worthless humans into valuable silicon resources!"

It's my favorite thing to read statements like this that somehow provide negative information.

I was pulled into a meeting once at a startup years ago where they were asking some of the engineers to review the company's new core values and they were all like this. We nodded along, because who wants to tell the HR director that these aren't human (and generally speaking, don't matter). On the bright side, I got to poke fun at our core values of "Having fun" that had a bunch of zany and goofy emoji faces suffixed onto it.