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Re:Website is hosted on a disposable vape by uyzstvqs on Monday September 15, 2025 @06:05AM (#45248000)
> It's your fault for not putting CDN in front of it

That's no fun. The right answer is to distribute load across a cluster of 100 repurposed disposable vapes.

Re:Website is hosted on a disposable vape by addandsubtract on Monday September 15, 2025 @08:37AM (#45248939)
Alternatively, have a 503 "Smoke break" page.
Re:Website is hosted on a disposable vape by subscribed on Thursday September 18, 2025 @01:10PM (#45292232)
OMG, I love the idea