True microservices have never been tried.

Do I smell a true Scotsman here?

Not everyone that smells like peaty whisky is a Scotsman!

Like some bizarro world of Unix Philosophy-esque tools mashed into the approach people have when creating "serverless" applications?

Or define what a true microservice is because I think there are many takes on that.

My friend, it's possible you missed the joke.

Oh, I did indeed miss it facepalm.

Vibecoding is just not looking at the code. You can not know code, but still know what to ask for. That's already a thing we expect of LLM use; if you don't ask it right, give the right context, etc, it's not as useful. So give it the right architectural guidelines, compartmentalize your use of it, and you'll get good results.