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This is the hardest I've laughed this year. Dear lord i'm dying - I'm Dana.

This is why I have enjoyed not having downvote powers yet. It's made me check why I downvote things - and re-evaluate what I upvote. I've found myself upvoting things I don't really agree with but make interesting points that I find myself dialoguing with. Perhaps this is why I mostly lurk

Yep. And you often end up doing waterfall with a veneer of agile that ends up being worse than either one.

Not everyone that smells like peaty whisky is a Scotsman!

Agreed. I think we probably even have better tools to search for things now, but there's just so much more that in some ways it's harder to find that kind of stuff.

This is an excellent point. It should also be noted that the people who want a better position over labor largely write mediocre memos, make bad decisions, barely listen in meetings, and slap together powerpoints for said meetings. As it turns out, AI can also automate the work of thousands of shitty execs and upper management. If only we could apply that pressure in their direction...

Same with "fart," and it's an absolute delight: https://www.alltext.nyc/search?q=fart

"Fart bird special" is pretty funny, and "staff farting only" might be my favorite. Other good ones: "BECAUSE THE FART NEEDS," "Juice Fart," "WHOLESALE FARTS"