The Toyota Corolla of programming

Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by debarshri on Monday August 04, 2025 @10:22AM (#44786217)

What is Java then?

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Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by mmcromp on Monday August 04, 2025 @10:28AM (#44786307)

A Soviet moving castle made from Volkswagen Beetles

e: (my only real experience with java is spring boot)

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Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by briffid on Monday August 04, 2025 @10:36AM (#44786395)

Just look at the Java installer: What is Java? Java is everywhere!

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Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by DonHopkins on Monday August 04, 2025 @10:57AM (#44786721)

Java is a DSL for taking large XML files and converting them to stack traces.

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Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by baggachipz on Monday August 04, 2025 @10:26AM (#44786272)

A Toyota Corolla where you have to import 1000 parts with hideously long names in order to get it running every day.

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Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by dionian on Monday August 04, 2025 @11:34AM (#44787281)

even back when i didnt do scala, i used an IDE to fully automate this. By far the least annoying part of the system.

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Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by willismichael on Monday August 04, 2025 @12:51PM (#44788399)

Do tell, what were the more annoying parts of the system?

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Re:The Toyota Corolla of programming by timw4mail on Monday August 04, 2025 @10:27AM (#44786285)

A John Deere tractor used by mega farms.

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