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Re:Modern Node.js Patterns by xdennis on Monday August 04, 2025 @04:26AM (#44783245)
Yeah, many people here are saying this is AI written. Possibly entirely.

It says: "You can now bundle your Node.js application into a single executable file", but doesn't actually provide the command to create the binary. Something like:

    npx postject hello NODE_SEA_BLOB sea-prep.blob \
        --sentinel-fuse NODE_SEA_FUSE_fce680ab2cc467b6e072b8b5df1996b2
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Re:Modern Node.js Patterns by llamasushi on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @09:04PM (#44819566)
Yeah, this one line gave it away for me: "you’re not just writing contemporary code—you’re building applications that are more maintainable..."

Look up dialectical hedging. Dead AI giveaway.

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