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Re:No traffic deaths in Helsinki for a year by jeffbee on Saturday August 02, 2025 @04:38PM (#44771227)
If we were a real country, we would actively hunt down people who express this sentiment and seize their vehicles until after they satisfy a psychological exam.
Re:No traffic deaths in Helsinki for a year by Muromec on Saturday August 02, 2025 @05:25PM (#44771666)
And then if they fail the exam, appoint to the public office.
Re:No traffic deaths in Helsinki for a year by jeffbee on Saturday August 02, 2025 @05:45PM (#44771854)
Thereby increasing the number of officials without access to cars? A diabolical plan!
Re:No traffic deaths in Helsinki for a year by Muromec on Saturday August 02, 2025 @06:02PM (#44771997)
Everybody gets a personal chauffeur and the problem is solved. Check and mate, dirty commie urbanistas.