Actually most people aren't trying to submit bad fish! I was surprised to, it's really like 95/5 good to bad submissions. People seem to follow the rules on average :)

Yeah, there’s two rules that define the internet:

1. 95% of people will not be trying to draw penises

2. 5% penises by volume is a lot of penises

By volume, yes, but by mass, it's a pretty reasonable load

Perfectly average, I’d say

Or roughly average, as your username would say. :D

To be fair, you stop them from submitting the bad fish before they have a chance. I never submitted a fish that wasn't already 'green' for %

When I launched Twiddla, it was so common that we joked about adding them to the shape tool.

I think it’s just human nature that that’s the first thing you try to draw on any online whiteboard.

There are some fish decorated with swastikas floating around

And a Star of David

Edit: And a lot of Palestinian flags when sorting by popular.

Just noticed "Chosen Fish" on the leaderboard - sometimes it's a bit less subtle.

I tried to draw an eel, and when I was done I realized that all I'd done was draw a very orange, toothed penis.

is this a reference to the new South Park episode?

(sorry)

Haha, not intentionally!

>is this a reference to the new South Park episode?

I don't think so, he said "long" lol

As hard as I tried to add fish characteristics, it knew what I was doing.

I wonder if it's resilient against swastikas made of penises.

That was the Slack logo redesign.

Well now I can't unsee that.

Seriously, wishing I could unread his comment.

Oh god.

My hot take is that the Slack logo is an Alphabet-product logo. The colors aren't quite right, but it's red/yellow/green/blue like an Alphabet logo. It would fit right into the lineup. It's particularly similar to the (obsolete) Google Podcasts and Google Photos logos.

My pet theory (that I don't sincerely believe) is that this was deliberate to help smooth a hypothetical acquisition by Alphabet, before they were bought by Salesforce.

> My pet theory (that I don't sincerely believe)...

To be clear, this combination is a tetradic palete on a color wheel. Color theory and simplified logo trends make this coincidence much more likely than it would initially appear. Still funny.

Well apparently it wasn't trained against asses, since it let me write "Ass" on my fish :P

I just saw the N-word written on a fish. so eh.. that didn't last long.

I drew a fish and wrote PENIS on the side. Did I beat the game?