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Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by davidw on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @05:01PM (#4445878)
I heard a story, but I have no idea whether it's true: bike shop in San Francisco leaves very shiny, high end bike outside. Thief hops on bike, heads down hill to make a quick getaway. Thief soon discovers that the bicycle's brake cables are not connected. CRASH.
Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by pmahoney on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @05:57PM (#4446087)
I believe that it's illegal to booby-trap one's house, and I've heard of (apocryphal?) cases of burglars suing homeowners for injuries sustained during a burglary...

I imagine such a brake-less bike would fall in that category.

Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by jlgreco on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @06:55PM (#4446302)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katko_v._Briney

This is the only case I could find on wikipedia. Placing a bicycle outside with no brakes hooked up is a far cry from rigging a spring loaded shotgun to the door of an unoccupied building.

It isn't even unheard of for people to legitimately (well, not legally I think...) ride bicycles without brakes, so where would you draw the line? If the police used a Ford Pinto as a bate car, could they be similarly at fault?

Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by sliverstorm on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @11:21PM (#4446919)
If the police used a Ford Pinto as a bate car, could they be similarly at fault?

I'm cracking up over here! I guess it would have to at least be a Pinto, nobody would ever steal a Chevette or Yugo...

Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by enraged_camel on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @08:24PM (#4446518)
>>Placing a bicycle outside with no brakes hooked up is a far cry from rigging a spring loaded shotgun to the door of an unoccupied building.

Until the lack of brakes causes you to get hit by a car, or crash into a pedestrian and cause severe injury.

Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by jlgreco on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @08:45PM (#4446574)
Obviously the only way to know for sure is for it to happen, but my money is on there being no way in hell there would be a conviction.

A concealed spring-loaded shotgun hidden behind a door is, without any doubt whatsoever, intended to maim an unsuspecting person. A bicycle placed outside without breaks though? There are far too many plausible less than evil explanations for that to say with any certainty that a jury would side with the plaintiff. (Unless the shop did something particularly stupid like admit they put it there in that condition with intent to harm...)

Now, could the guy still sue? Yeah, of course. He could also sue if a perfectly normal bike that he stole gave him blisters. That would be pretty dumb, and he wouldn't win, but he could still do it. The only thing that really matters at the end of the day is "can you get away with it".

If there are better cases than the shotgun out there (and I imagine there should be if it is really so easy to sue for things like that), then I will of course re-evaluate my position.

Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by nnnnnnnn on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @08:15PM (#4446489)
I put good odds on a jury drawing the line by putting the shopowner in considerable debt if not in jail.
Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by wiredfool on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @06:30PM (#4446197)
Thieves should avoid stealing fixies then. Especially from the top of a hill.
Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by davidw on Wednesday August 29, 2012 @06:33AM (#4447877)
It wasn't a fixed gear bicycle: you can obviously bring one of those to a halt by preventing the pedals from going around.
Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by reddit_clone on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @11:56PM (#4447026)
How about super glue on the seats ans handle bars?
Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by vacri on Tuesday August 28, 2012 @06:55PM (#4446303)
Regardless of what you think should happen to the thief, that's extremely irresponsible given bystanders or other people's property.
Re:What Happens to Stolen Bicycles? by hessenwolf on Wednesday August 29, 2012 @09:08AM (#4448297)
This is a very middle-class idea, if you don't mind me saying. Most of the bikes we had growing up were cobbled together from bits of other old bikes, and the method of stopping was to use the arch of your foot in the space at the back where the brakes should be.

It wore out one shoe faster then the other, but you could do cool skids.