> I get a tingle in my balls? Here's an expedited ultrasound that we can do tomorrow. We can get you in for a blood test for cancer markers in two days.

I guess I must not be man enough to get the expedited treatment. Instead, I got a spinal cord injury and early stage bowel cancer.

I wonder how as a man, I can start convincing doctors in my country to give me this treatment all the other men are getting behind my back. Maybe next time I should start with dropping my pants first and hanging dong so they know im on their team.