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since adsurdity is becoming normalised, how about another great big deal, where Canada does some territorial trading, the US can have southern onterrible and total rights to the tar belt, and Canada gets Maine, Mass, and Alaska as new provinces, and the EU gets central Quebec, and , and, and , I know, I know, we get another remote layer of beurocracy that we cant afford, with perhaps a WAR to go and fight. all in all, the current political situation makes the case for substance abuse and addiction's as coping mechanisms

This is a parody website SMH.

Australia’s in EuroVision, Canada just needs to grab its mic too.