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Re:OpenAI to buy AI startup from Jony Ive by Spooky23 on Wednesday May 21, 2025 @08:37PM (#44057641)
He transformed the MacBook Pro into its pure essence, the ultimate form, meant to be used on a slab of polished granite in a HEPA filtered room, with only a precisely aligned array of dongles to offset the clean vision.

The fact the you took your laptop out in the field or to a couch in some barn like a filthy animal, corrupting perfection with dust and grease, rendering the keyboard useless is on you. It is a reflection of your own animal nature.

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Re:OpenAI to buy AI startup from Jony Ive by Naomarik on Wednesday May 21, 2025 @11:31PM (#44058507)
Every Macbook user I've seen seems to have an ultra smudged fingerprint screen as if they were using an iPad with so many layers of oil it shimmers as a rainbow, with sprinkles with various unique flakes of dandruff, and dirt encrusted on their trackpad and keyboard. It stirs up conniptions.
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