And???

I want to be really tall like a giraffe. I guess I'll go eat the leaves from the tops of the trees.

You really have no clue what I'm saying, do you?

You're just posting a stream of sarcastic comments. Please go back to reddit if this is your level of discourse:

"This is joke, right? I almost stopped at the first sentence."

"Derp"

"Most basketball players are tall. I guess basketball makes you taller."

An obese person can become thin; a short person cannot become tall. No, I don't understand what you're saying.