If I was having a heart attack, I'm sure'd I'd be fine if Barney the Dinosaur showed up with a defibrillator. But from where I'm sitting right now, bereft of heart issues (that I know of), I get kind of icked out, knowing that the guy who shows up with a jump start kit could be a stressed out Amazonian who still is expected to do 200 more deliveries that day.

If they save my life, do I get a discount on Prime? Does that defibrillator deliverator get a bonus 15 minute break? Are they allowed to use a real bathroom instead of a bottle as a reward?