OTOH figuring things out at runtime seems to be how it paints itself into corners and just... stops. I'm not going to pretend that sysv was good, but when a sysv box booted, it came up, and when I told it to shut down, it died on the spot; there was none of this sitting staring at it twiddling its thumbs. On the bright side, these days things do eventually time out; I don't miss CentOS 7 freezing forever on shutdown.