CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep

Re:CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in ... by fguerraz on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @10:52AM (#43547500)

So sheep are fermions? Is that why you can't have two sheep at the same place in the state? (up and down sheep can be stacked no problem, there's plenty of empirical evidence of this)

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Re:CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in ... by shadowgovt on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @01:02PM (#43549093)

No matter how hard you try.

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Re:CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in ... by perihelions on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @01:34PM (#43549482)

- "So sheep are fermions?"

Have you ever seen two sheep spinning in the same direction while superimposed in the same physical volume? Outside of Minecraft.

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Re:CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in ... by nicerob2010 on Tuesday April 01, 2025 @09:25PM (#43552912)

Yes, but only after a few shrooms and a lot of tequila

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Re:CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in ... by krowfromthewall on Wednesday April 02, 2025 @08:30AM (#43555913)

are the shrooms and tequila consumed by you or the sheep?

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Re:CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in ... by nicerob2010 on Wednesday April 02, 2025 @10:56AM (#43557407)

Yes...

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Re:CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in ... by TheOtherHobbes on Wednesday April 02, 2025 @11:36AM (#43557894)

By nature, sheep are baazons. They act like fermions in an applied field.

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