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Re:I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud by TuringTest on Tuesday March 25, 2025 @04:04AM (#43468938)
> Yea - I know. Works much better to upsell "wifi enabled"

A good marketer could give a catchy name to sell the advantages of that system too. Top of my head I can think of "near-fi", but certainly could be done better.

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Re:I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud by rightbyte on Tuesday March 25, 2025 @04:58AM (#43469234)
"Spyware and asbestos free"
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Re:I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud by RandomBacon on Tuesday March 25, 2025 @08:00AM (#43470189)
Spyware, and asbestos free!

("Sugar, Free Donuts")

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Re:I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud by RandomBacon on Wednesday March 26, 2025 @08:17AM (#43481356)
D'oh! I realize now, I should have wrote it as:

Spyware and asbestos, free!

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Re:I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud by rightbyte on Thursday March 27, 2025 @09:01AM (#43493161)
Heh ye was trying and failed to get the original joke.
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Re:I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud by account42 on Tuesday March 25, 2025 @07:42AM (#43470072)
* still full of adware and lead though
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