> Schools also used to teach sarcasm detection.

Aha, I had briefly considered whether that was your intent when you made your original claim, but had mistakenly assumed earnestness:

> The entire world has too much riding on the US not collapsing.

Because, obviously, there's no such thing as a self-assessed 'too important' as some kind of safety net when a nation state is being actively sabotaged from within and without.

I don't think yours is working.